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Internet Book of Shadows, (Various Authors), [1999], at sacred-texts.com

BATTLE HYMN OF THE ERISTOCRACY

(Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic)

1. Mine brain has meditated on the spinning of The Chao;

It is hovering o'er the table where the Chiefs of Staff are now

Gathered in discussion of the dropping of The Bomb;

Her Apple Corps is strong!

Chorus:

Grand (and gory) Old Discordia!

Her Apple Corps is strong!

2. She was not invited to the party held on Olympic;

So she threw a Golden Apple, 'stead of turned the other cheek!

Oh, it cracked the Holy Punchbowl and it made the nectar leak;

Her Apple Corps is strong!

3. For the Apple Hera offered Paris all the wealth she could;

Athena promised that his enemies bodies would be strewed;

But Aphrodite offered Helen - and EVERYONE got screwed!

Her Apple Corps is strong!

1911

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